a shot in the dark

【ミクオリジナル曲】Hateful Wonderland 【憎悪の遊園地】 English + Romaji Sub

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:17:29 GMT

Translation for the Miku Original song by MachigeritaP, Hateful Wonderland.

憎しみの不思議の国」(ヘイトフルワンダーランド)

作詞：マチゲリータP MachigeritaP
作曲：マチゲリータP MachigeritaP
編曲：マチゲリータP MachigeritaP
歌：初音ミク Hatsune Miku

Hateful Wonderland English Translation by EcstasyDarks

Come, let me be your tour guide, to a magical place
An amusement park that spirals into chaos
falling in like a fairytale princess (prisoner)
There is no way out

Crying clowns and colorful balloons
The smell of the popcorn stand
There is no one else here
Out of luck; you wander around lost

self mutilation ≠ your desire, Ms. bride
Her laugh is illuminated in the dim light
It is hopeless, Mr. Painter
It seems fun, but you should look away

(why do you hate me so much?)
(Please decide how to hurt me)
Staring into the dark corner of the Ferris wheel
You are forced to catch a glimpse of the Devil
What a tragedy

There is a never-ending cycle
round and round in your head
Why can't I escape?
I want to find that doll

A merry-go-round drenched in rain
Tears mingle into the rain puddle
Let your despair sink with your tears
Maybe the mixture will give off a sweet scent

Poured into a coffee cup
are many shades of love
I am left all alone
only remembering that emotion

( Why do you hate me that much?)
( I've never done a thing)
If you are judging me for being masochistic
At least let me suffer
so that it's noticeable

[The manager's diary]

What were you thinking, reading this disturbing entry?
The words you speak are disturbing

I ( the prisoner) am all alone in this world
Release me from my cage so that I can leave my humanity behind
In the ensuing downpour
Last night's events wash away

The etched name reads:
Hateful Wonderland

romaji lyrics

houra go an nai
fushigi na tokoro
kaosu ga uzumaki yuuenchi
dou wa noo himesama mo hitori toriko ninatte
dera rena kunatta you desu ne

naki mushi na piero to fuusen
poppukon [popcorn] yataino sono kaori
kizukeba daremo inai yuuenchi
mayoi kon da kimi mo umatsuki

jibun de itai
o yomesan
maki tsuke rareta denshoku de warau
kibou ga nai yo ekaki san
tanoshisou dane o sora mite

konnani watashi ga kirai nan desu
konnani kizutsu ketano mite kudasai
kyoufu to sakanoboru kanransha no sumikko
koko kara iyade mo mieru keshiki ha
higeki bakari de

owari naku mawari tsuzuke ru
atama no naka ga guruguru suru
nukedase nai no wa nande daro
kizuite hoshii no nio ningyou

kaiten mokuba wa ame no soko
koboreta namida wa mizu no naka
sabishi i kimochi mo shizume you
sure chigau amai kaori kamo

kohi kappu ni soso ga reta
iro tori dorino aijou no naka de
watashi dake ga kodoku nano
sonna kiga shite irudake

sonnani anata wa kirai nan desuka
watashi wa nani mo shitei nai noni
kizutsu kukoto saemo yurusa renai nara
seme te mono itami waketo
shite mise tsukeru no

kimi wa - nani wo - omou no
kore rewo yonde
hai ta - kotoba ni - fuan ni
oshi tsubu sareru

watashi no sekai wa hitori toriko ninatta
rougoku ran kara dera renu doubutsu da

doshaburi
mayoi tsuku shita tsu no dekigoto sa
kizan da sono namae wa

HATEFUL WONDERLAND [heitofuru wandorando]

Vocaloid 「参月の雨」 March Rain Romaji Lyrics

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:36:30 GMT

「参月の雨」 March Rain

anemone no hana no kaori de
kono mune ga ii ippai desu
muku ni mawari sugi ru kisetsu ga
shizume ta tsumi to kizu wo~
sen yakani , kioku , furasshubakku .
mabushi kute atashi madowa su

fushigi

o negai doozo
kodoku na te wo hii te
yume wo misa sete

pasuteru kara~ no
suka~to wo nura shita
to tsujo no san gatsu no ame desu

kie teyuku inochi wo kazoe te
otome no inori sasage ru furi woshite
kuwaeta tabako ni hi wotsukete moya shita
junjou no suigara wo nage sute te waratta
karen na shoujo

tsukiyo no umi de
anatato oyogi tai
yurari kurari

kobarutoburu~ no suimen wo kizan da
tsumeta i san gatsu no ame desu

atarashii asa
karappono kokoro no kishimu oto ga
harukaze ni you kotori no koe mitaku

suki yo

o negai douka
atashino te wo hii te
ano hi no youni

pasu terukara~ no suka~ to wo nura shita
to tsujo no san gatsu no ame desu

Principle for Happiness Romaji Lyrics 幸福ノ原理

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 01:59:55 GMT

Koufuku no Genri 幸福ノ原理

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wo oi kakete
sora no kanata no nao tooku
ku ou n no junrei

doredake tsukanda shiawase
sono fun fukou ninarunara~

atashi no sonzai riyuu mo
umare ta imi moaru kamone

dakedo aishite ii desuka
konna yojire ta ude de

motto aishite ii desuka
furuete iru shiroi yubi

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wa ima doko ni
hoshi no kanata no iku kounen
ibara no junrei

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wo oi kakete
sora no kanata no nao tooku
ku ou n no junrei

atashi ga shiawase tsukan de
dona taka fukou ninarunara~
umare te kite gomennasai
shin deo wabi woshimashou ka

dakedo aishite ii desuka
konna hitan da kuchi de

aishi aishite ii desuka
karame rarete shiroi ashi

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wa ima doko ni
hoshi no kanata no iku kounen
ibara no junrei

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wo oi kakete
sora no kanata no nao tooku
ku ou n no junrei

usagi kawai ya kawai ya usagi
sami shisade shi nu chiisaki kemono
usagi kawai ya ou kana usagi
ai shisugitemo SHIN JAUNO

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wa ima doko ni
hoshi no kanata no iku kounen
ibara no junrei

umi yuki yama yuki are no yuki
anata wo oi kakete
sora no kanata no nao tooku
ku ou n no junrei

This is yandera Kaito at his best.

Hatsune Miku- Alice Romaji Lyrics (Furukawa)

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:59:17 GMT

Hatsune Miku- Alice

Composer: 古川P

Romaji Lyrics

tooi , tooi , warae nai hanashi
itsuka , bokuga ina kunattanara

fukai , fukai mori ni ochi ta
kimiha hitori de iku ndaze

tsunai da teni ha yawara kana taion
nigitta yubi ga yururi , hodoketara

kare ta neiro no kane ga naru
kimi ha hitori de iku ndaze

sonomama futari ayun de hitori
uso tsuku koe mo mou taedae ni
utsumuki futari kage ga hitotsu
boku mo hitori de iku ndaze ?

kimiha awai koi ni ochi ta
takai takai gake ni saku hana

( todoka nainaa )
wakatterukuseni
kondo ha hitori de iku ndaze

tooi , tooi , warae nai hanashi
itsuka , bokuga ina kunattanara

fukai , fukai mori ni ochi ta
kimi ha hitori de iku ndaze

sorekara hitori arui te hitori
uso tsuku koto mo mou tsukare ta

utsumuki hitori ougon no heya
kimi to futari deita ntaze

bokuha fukai mori ni ochi ta
kuroku susuke te yogore ta kajitsu

sorede owari soredakeno hanashi
kimi ha hitori deyuku ndaze

Chibi Vocaloid Papercraft

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:02:27 GMT

I present Chibi papercrafts for the community! Ever since I made Chibi Miku, I've wanted to make the entire Vocaloid family... and here they are! The finished products of my struggles with photoshop. I've posted them on deviantart, so feel free to download and print them out. I ask in return that papercrafters be curteous and not redistribute these patterns for profit nor remove my watermarks off the patterns. Thank you for your understanding!

1. Kagamine Rin and Len

Download:

Rin: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Kagamine-Rin-Papercraft-147809832
Len: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Kagamine-Len-Papercraft-147809644

Special Edition Rin and Len in Maid costumes:
http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Kagamine-Len-Maid-Edition-148018615
http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Kagamine-Rin-Maid-Version-148017520

2. Megurine Luka (Magnet Edition)

Download:
Luka: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Megurine-Luka-148219386

3. Other Vocaloids
Kaito: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Kaito-Papercraft-148577441
Meiko: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Meiko-Papercraft-148577692
Kasane Teto: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Kasane-Teto-Papercraft-147395206
Black Rock Shooter Miku: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Black-Rock-Shooter-Miku-135178737
Gumi: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Vocaloid-Megpoid-Papercraft-148827394
Gakupo: http://desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Gakupo-Papercraft-148826725

Chibi Miku (made by Niseke): http://www.niseke.com/dl.html

Please check my deviantart account for further updates!

Reborn Papercraft! Part 3

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 08:18:36 GMT

I've come bearing more gifts, this time the SpannerxTsuna pairing gets the spotlight.
I love posting my papercrafts for public use, but recently it has come to my attention that a group[Renren Circle] has recolored many of my papercrafts without my permission. They posted the modified Reborn templates on their blog for sale. Please make an attempt to ask for my permission if you are working from my KHR/Devil Survivor templates. I want to continue posting my papercrafts, but recoloring my work without my consent is a major demotivator. If you want to repost the papercrafts on another site, all I ask is that you credit me and do not remove my watermarks. Please don't sell my work for profit and don't modify my templates (which I worked hard to conceive) without obtaining my permission.

Spanner
Tsuna

[Maid Tsuna]

Also, I will be presenting my finished Vocaloid papers soon. Check on my dA for more!

何となく言ってみたい言葉 Romaji Lyrics

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:05:25 GMT

Nanto naku Itte Mitai Kotoba- Kagamine Len x Megurine Luka

The Word that Says Something

machupichu shanimuni
occhokochoi
kata tataki ki poripuropiren
janbaraya roujakudanjo
dakkyuu adakkyuu niku tama

kyuukyuu kyuumei samurai jojoushi jojishi
chou shousuuiken gobi sabaku
kokkakukin kakkurakin chimimouryou
shuwarutsunegga

kyassaba moroheiya
arufarufa akasaka sakasu
gadarukanaru jiburarutaru
ideorogi nurarihyon

jorujuponpidou bonbarudeia
takuramakan yanbarukuina
okojo arupaka chi dan da
chomoranma

koe nishitemitara nanda ka henda kedo
nazeka koe nishitemitai henna gokan no kotoba
honrai no imi ha betsuni doudemoii
souyo tada nantonaku koe nishitemitaidakenano

jakunikukyoushoku ikkiichiyuu garyoutensei fugutaiten
i kokoro den kokoro sankanshion uyokyokusetsu nisshingeppo
yuumou kakan daitanfuteki jigoujitoku jiboujiki
mubyou sokusai sessatakuma koumei sei dai goetsudoushuu

bunburyoudou shimensoka bijin hakumei mangan jouju
manshinsoui zunoumeiseki kogunfuntou shishi fun jin
seiriseiton kanzenchouaku gorimuchuu gishin'anki
junpuu manpan seishinseii
ichigoichie

shi moji jukugo wo tsukatte mitaikedo
tsukau kikai ganainoyo fudan no kaiwa deha
honrai no imi mo yoku waka ttenaino
dakedotada nantonaku tsukatte mitakunarunoyo

amaneku su raku
tsukai taikedo dou tsukau no

koe nishitemitara nanda ka henda kedo
nazeka koe nishitemitai henna gokan no kotoba
honrai no imi ha betsuni doudemoii
souyo
( machupichu shanimuni occhokochoi
kata tataki ki poripuropiren
janbaraya roujakudanjo
dakkyuu adakkyuu niku tama
kyuukyuu kyuumei samurai jojoushi jojishi
chou shousuuiken gobi sabaku
kokkakukin kakkurakin chimimouryou
shuwarutsunegga
kyassaba moroheiya
arufarufa akasaka sakasu
gadarukanaru jiburarutaru
ideorogi nurarihyon
jorujuponpidou bonbarudeia
takuramakan yanbarukuina )
tada nantonaku koe nishitemitaidakenano

Ah, I fell in love with this song, Valshe's version is especially sweet. I'd like to see someone attempt Len's rap. I'm still stuck in High School Japanese level two, so a full english translation may be asking to much of me. Lol @ over 9000 Kanji letters. The untranslated version can be found here.
(Original Lyrics)

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Reborn Papercraft (part 2)

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:37:02 GMT

D-Dino? What are you doing with Hibari's handcuffs?

Lambo and Ryohei deserve some love too... support these under appreciated characters.

(Get Extreme! here)

(Build your Tolerance~ here)

Chibi Varia Papercraft

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:12:16 GMT

I present The Varia of Ten years later! As far as I know, tyl! Varia consists of only 4 members... (I don't know what you're talking about... who is this Lussuria/ Levi person? I've never heard of them before...*shifty eyes*)

Oh yes, a note on the color schemes. The varia uniforms are derived straight from the anime. I only read the Reborn! Manga, so feel free to correct me if I get a certain color wrong. Just keep in mind, I'm slightly color blind, so provide a color sample if you please.

*note on Character Items:
Squalo's holding a giant tuna fish because I can't get that episode out of my mind.

Bel's knives were sharp enough to give me papercuts.

When I read the latest chapter of Reborn! in the tyl! arc, my first reaction was "wait...what? Fran has a girlfriend OMGWTFBBQ etc. etc."
I was mortified to find that Fran had a "girlfriend", so his character item will be his "girlfriend." N-Now we have two straight guys in Reborn! (Ryohei and Fran.)

Xanxus Download

Squalo Download

Bel Download

Fran Download up!here .

Chibi Reborn Papercraft

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:21:16 GMT

I come bearing gifts for the community! I am distributing some papercraft patterns I made from the Reborn! series. For updates on more patterns, please check my deviantart account. Or, if you have any character requests, please let me know. Include details like the time period they're from, the accessory (i.e. Tonfas) that you want me to include.

1. Tsuna

Download:
desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Reborn-Tsuna-136715762

2. Gokudera

Download:
desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Reborn-Gokudera-136967999

3. Hibari

Download:
desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Reborn-Hibari-papercraft-137458986

4. Mukuro

Download:
desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Reborn-Chibi-Mukuro-137696498

5.Chrome

Download:
desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Reborn-Chibi-Chrome-137696286

I've taken the liberty of adding Pineapple print to Chrome's underwear, feel free to view them as often as you want.
ヾ(＞ワ＜)ノ♪

Yamamocchan is now out! (of the closet)

Download:
desubunny.deviantart.com/art/Reborn-Chibi-Yamamoto-138302626

If you encounter Technical Difficulties in the buliding process, check my mini tutorial here: desubunny.deviantart.com/art/How-to-build-Chibi-Papercraft-136816496

To be finished:
-TRASH!
-VOIIIIIII
-USHISHISHI

Enjoy!

Today is Gokudera's birthday!

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:09:23 GMT

Today's date is 09/09/09. Which is precisely why I'm posting this at 9:09, because it's Gokudera Hayato's birthday! Goddommot, I hope he's legal now, last time I checked- the characters of Reborn gained immortality by staying Middle School Students for infinity.

Gokudera~ looking ever so moe and sophisticated in his sleek spectacles and waifu ponytail.

Mai Husbando requires a spectacular birthday present. I will be presenting him with his personal Juudaime. The template for my Tsuna papercraft will be released this sunday, as a belated Birthday present to my favorite storm guardian.

I will be making more Reborn templates, so feel free to request on my dA account. I've already released a Black Rock Shooter Miku and some Devil Survivor templates.

On a side note- Uri is also finished.

Axis Pairings Hetalia?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:29:41 GMT

Hetalia's been an on-off obsession for me, because well, racist jokes about nations can be both entertaining and offensive. But Himaruya's creativity has never ceased to amaze me, the weekly installments about the countries have not failed in bringing a smile to my lips.

On a side note, go_devil_dante has graciously corrected me on the origins of this inspiring comic strip. I aplogize for failing to link, gah, it was posted anonymously on 4chan. Oh fail, please go view her genius @ http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/and-finally-HOMOTALIA-127761996

Haha oh wow, according to this, America and Canada never stop going at it. (see map of the north-American continent) and Canada tops too! If the world map depicts canon pairings in Hetalia, then I can safely say it's canadaxamerica, japanxPacific Ocean, ChinaxKorea, RussiaxChina, and Europe having a massive group orgy. My OTP being JapanxPacific Ocean of course.

Geography is gay.

The new historical fact that stuck out in my mind the most has been WWII Italy's discussion with Germany on the Battlefield.

Italy: Hey, hey, Germany. Do you know?
Germany: What is it? Be quiet or we'll get found out.
Italy: When people get into situations where they might die...
Germany: Yeah?
Italy: The instinct that makes them want to leave behind offspring activates.
Italy: That's why they really want to do pervy things while on the battlefield.
Germany: Is that so?
*CENSORED*
Me: *sporting a heavy nosebleed* Ah, thanks to the Hetalia scanlations by Neko16 for this enriching experience.

So, along with turning jail gay, you can turn battlefield gay... does that mean going to the frontlines in the Iraq war would be like watching a live-action yaoi? In that case, sign me up for the army!

The Gurotesque (Gurololita Style)

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:35:33 GMT

Guro's in fashion this year. No, it's not a typo. Guro is short for grotesque, a style involving elements of gore, horror, blood and guts. To demonstrate this style, I've been waiting for someone to beat me up all year. That way, I can earn a free trip to the hospital and raid their linen supply for bandages, medical eyepatches, arm slings- you name it.

Brace for epic cosplay!

It seems there's no need to actually proceed with this painful plan. Because, I found myself a medical eyepatch at Daiso. Thank you, Japan, you were just in time (I was seriously contemplating sticking my mechanical pencil into my eye.)

I'd hit it- with a car.

I'm advocating these adorable looking voodoo dolls, harmless right? Just wait until I customize mine, I'm going to make it wear a oversized band tee, and give it bangs covering its eyes.Then, I can take out the entire emo population in one blow. Conformists (who would like to think they're non-conforming.)

Mein Kampf (my struggle with cosplay)

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:09:24 GMT

Cosplaying is a fairly new hobby of mine, and as with any avocation- we all have to start somewhere.
Let me tell you about my conrage. True story, bro.

While cosplaying as Chrona Makenshi from Soul Eater, I went to check my makeup in the bathroom. My prop sword- Ragnorak is about 1.5 meters long, clutched tightly to my side. Somehow, I broke it in half walking out the door. A mortifying moment, when the Medusa and Mizune (from the same series) stared at my broken sword. If the Medusa was acting more in character, she would have smacked me when I tossed the remains of Ragnorak in the trash.

Reference for the lovely genderless emo kid, Chrona.

On another day, I was cosplaying Konata from Lucky Star. (I'm going to alter some names to protect privacy.) I had this twenty-something year old guy follow me around with a camera. He was aware that I was jailbait too. We had like a five minute conversation about the series and all of a sudden he acts like my escort.
Him: "Hey, it's Konata from Lucky Star. I love the show!" [takes out camera]
Me: [smiles and nods, does universal pose.]
Him: [takes picture] Wow, you're like the best Konata I've seen all day.
Me: Really? Thanks, but I think the Trap Konata would be better than mine, if he shaved his legs.
I leave the area, I turn around twenty minutes later and he's standing behind me.
Him: Can I have your number?
Me: RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

who's that pokemon? It's Konata!

Next time I cosplay, I'm going to check the fanbase for creepy middle-aged fanboys before I debut at the conventions. I'm not an attention whore or anything, it's not like I wore the alternate vinyl bunny outfit instead. I'm a victim of circumstance. So aside from those incidents, the con was a positive experience for me. Next year, I'll be sure to not miss the masquerade and the anime discussion panels. I'm still left hanging on the paradox that is Reborn! weapons- I mean a sword morphing baseball bat, a bazooka that sends the user five-ten years into the future? What the fuck is this shit, I don't even-

To prevent future mistakes from happening in the future, let's have a Cosplay Rules List:

1. Do not use real hair for cosplay. Unless, your real hair is in close proximity to what the character's hair looks like. Don't be cheap, get a high quality wig. The fibers should be kanekalon, a short wig would be $35-40 price range, long being $70-80.

2. Do not be tempted into buying crappy fabric(Satin, cotton) for the costume. Sewing with Twill is its own reward. You can save up the quality, cheap fabric from the dollar bin at walmart.

3. It's better not cosplaying than dresssing in a rushed, lazy cosplay. That means no Ls, Hot Topic Misa Amanes and Red-hoodie Canadas.

A rare exception to this rule.

4. Have appropriate footware. It's dissappointing to see a 100% accurate Shinigami from Bleach wearing flip-flops. Sew some shoe covers.

5. Shoot for accuracy! Do not attempt to put on your accessories in the mirror. I've seen many Haruhis with armbands on the wrong side and Yokos with skull pins on the right side of their head. Also, do not make alterations to the costume. That means Haruhi uniforms stay tucked into the skirt.

Since it's Arisa, I won't be nit-picking.

6. The cardinal rule of cosplay is the harshest one of all. COSPLAY ACCORDING TO YOUR BODY SIZE. If you're plus size, that's fine, but don't choose skimpy/skin tight outfits like Yoko's from Gurren Lagann and Etna's from Disgaea, do not attempt clamp cosplay.

If it's a problem with your face, you can always go as a anime mascot. Or as a last resort- Longchamp's girlfriend.

Knowing me, I probably broke the last rule over 9000 times.

Musings on Vampyrism

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:18:58 GMT

If I say the phrase "excellent vampire fiction," and the first thought that comes to your mind is Twilight, then you need to kill yourself. Go die in a fire. If your second thought is Vampire knights, then you need to kill yourself in the next life. Repeat as needed.

For the well cultured reader, you should know what I mean by Anne Rice novels as the progenitor of vampire fiction. It is the paradigm of what vamp fiction nowadays should be. Lestat sets the precedent for what vampires should be- dark and sultry- not sparkling gormlessly. If Interview with a Vampire had a manga it would be called Hellsing. Fuck yeah.

Here's what I mean by bad-ass:
Lestat is a cool guy, eh, bangs his boyfriend Nicki and his mom at the same time and doesn't afraid of anything.
Forgive me for the memes, I haven't browsed 4chan for months, couldn't resist.

I wish I were Lestat-sexual, oh wait, I already am- incestuous, shotacon, into noncon, you name it. 日本に感謝.

One thing Anne Rice frowns upon is fanfiction based on her characters. I figure since gay is already canon (Lestat/Louis, Lestat/Nicki), there's little left to the imagination, therefore defeating the purpose of creating slash fiction. Anne Rice's statement is backed by her claim that writing fanfiction impede the writer's ability to write original stories with original plotlines and original characters. What original character is more awesome than Lestat? I think Anne Rice just wants to keep her precious creations to herself.

Recently, I learned aout a new facet of vampire lore; a dhampir is a halfling resulting from the union of a human and a vampire. They usually possess inhuman beauty, their gender is always male (androgyny) and their profession is to hunt fullblood vampires.

List of famous dhampirs::
Dante from Devil May Cry in his stripperific outfit:

Alucard from Castlevania:

That one seme from Necratoholic, sucking face instead of sucking blood:

D from Vampire Hunter D:

Yes, it all fits the mold. Vampire hunters with boosted abilities, check. Possessing extraordinary beauty check. Hmm, I must be a dhampir then (sarcasm).

The only way Stephanie Meyers can saver her trainwreck of a book is if she somehow introduces a dhampir to the book, that is get the human Bella pregnant by Edward Cullen and then proceed to have a baby half-vampire. The dhampir grows up to kill his father, the mary sue that is Edward Cullen.

Nah, forget it, the only way to save Twilight is to chuck it into the fire.

WAO WAO TOGAINU NO CHI (capslock paying tribute to Billy Mays)

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:31:38 GMT

Hello, personal blog of emo bitching. I know I haven't posted for the longest time. But I'm back, as a sixteen year old High School Junior.
I am now fluent in beginning Japanese, totally qualified for doujinshi translation. Like recently, I just noticed I had a "watashi wa YAOI ga daisuki" pin.
I kind of just grabbed it off the racks at Hot Topic. "I like Yaoi' pins are always in fashion.
I've attended my first Anime convention in 2009, although Vic Mignogna made me want to run away from my home state.
There are some immutable things however, I'm still flat as a wash board (and proud of it too.) Delicious flat chests for the win.

School's out for the summer, so why not play some bl games? I have a particular one in mind- Togainu no Chi, blood of the Reprimanded Hound.

My first impulse had been to play through it for Kau. The lovable blind-mute clad in bondage. Those tight leather pants just screams "rape me."

Unfortunately, I was half way through the storyline before it hit me that Kau was a minor character. He's a pet belonging to a fabulous man named Arbitros.
Oh well, so I continued playing sexy street fighters. The main character Akira is very versatile. In that he plays both the uke and the seme.
Depending on which path (bishie you choose), Akira ends up topping or bottoming. The Shiki path is very popular with players. Shiki is hella awesome,
strongest fighter in the tournament. One of his good endings conclude with him in a SS uniform and Akira as the subordinate (in bed, haha.)
I've developed quite the Nazi fetish. :A: Thanks, Japan.

The shota of the game is Rin, his lovely blond hair and sky blue eyes, along with that man skirt of his just brings tears
of joy to my eyes. They're actually shorts with plaid divisions, that open outwards like a skirt. (for easy access)

Then, there's the fatherly figure; Motomi. I figured pairing up the barely legal Akira with a middle aged
guy would be scary as hell, so I steered clear of his path. Though I heard his good ending in the most realistic.

My one true threesome.

I got my childhood friend Keisuke to be my seme. It hurt like a slap in the face. There is nothing attractive about him, except his devotion towards Akira, this path reeks of yandere.

If you don't choose Keisuke, he ends up attempting to eviscerate you. Then, he cries over your gorey spilled intestines. Apparently, you're not supposed to answer "I don't understand." when someone confesses
their love for you. In the end, I chose not to say anything in response to "I've always loved you, Akira, since we were children."
Wrestled the knife away and pinned Keisuke to the ground. Took him to a love hotel and had my way with him (Oh who am I kidding, Keisuke topped.)
Keisuke was under the influence of Line, the drug distributed in the fighting tournament that plays a huge role in the story. Akira calms him down while he goes through the withdraw symptoms and Keisuke survives.
I keep hoping that he O.D.s, but no such luck. You escape the city together into a brighter future.

I must say, my favorite ending is the ending where I become Arbitros's pet. You know not to take candy from strangers, the same should be applied to a mysterious masked man with a flourescent pink feather boa offering you bread.

I ate the daterape drug laced bread and woke up in his love dungeon. Arbitros is playfully brushing my jaw line with a peacock feather, symbolizing ???, ending in gay sex. I'm figuring this happened to Kau first. I kind of got my wish I guess, I ended up taking Kau's place.

Mental facepalm.
The Akira slut ending is kind of funny too, apparently it's always an alternate ending in boys love games. Akira gets to sleep with anyone he wants when Shiki is out on duty. I wonder if PC game characters can contract virtual aids?

Scott Westerfeld's epic fail

Sun, 11 May 2008 18:26:21 GMT

For the first time ever, I have to admit that expanding a trilogy is going too far. I have never said anything critical of negative about Scott Westerfeld's books. But Extras, the expansion to the Uglies, Pretties, Specials just takes it too far.

Signs Scott is acting wapanese:

1. the main character's name is Aya (very japanese), but her last name is Fuse (say whut?)
2. They keep on adding honorifics to eachother's names. Such as Tally-sama, Aya-chan etc.
3. The new plastic surgery is manga eyes (I know we've all thought about getting manga eyes, but Scott putting this unanimous thought to paper isn't cool with me.)
4. It implies the setting is in futuristic japan, but then again the book is written in English.

My comment:

Oh, recently, I dyed my hair purple. But the shade I bought was wrong. Deep purple is like a mirror of my actual hair. It's so dark you can't see it without the sunlight. It just looks weird without lighting. I just realized that to dye your hair an unnatural shade (such as purple, pink etc.) You need to have bleached hair first. It looks kind of like this-
*Sobs* I lied, this shade on the box is way better.

Ride 'em weeaboo

Thu, 08 May 2008 19:50:45 GMT

In the halls today, I saw a disturbing image that will haunt me for a while. Kaipa was riding on top of a weeaboo. To better understand the term, we look to the help of encyclopedia dramatica. Credits to 4chan image boards.

1. Weeaboo (commonly misspelled as weaboo) is a word mentioned on a Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic, and was once used as a word filter for the word "wapanese" to get people to stop saying it; ironically now is the word for "wapanese".

Weeaboo- The Perry Bible Fellowship

Characterizations for the more slightly retarded degree

wearing overpriced merchandise (Example: $60 Naruto Headband, made of 5 cents of recycled metal and 2 cents of fabric.) "Asian" clothing. example: NY clothes with Japanese writing, like "I stop for Anime" and such. lame drawing/photoshop skills, and using such skills on their own photograph.
MAKING your own merchandise. nothing says lame better than your own handmade failure. lack of eyesight, hygiene, and friends under 180 lbs. The common weeaboo faggot is infrequently seen in public unless they are embarrassing themselves in any shop that sells Japanese stuff or at school (probably cutting themselves in the bathrooms). On the Intertubes however they are a populous and evident species, commonly found assembling in Deviant Art, Livejournal, Gaiaonline and SUPAR KAWAII free MMORPGs with lots of Koreans who they mistake for being kindred spirit Japs. Most of the time on the intartubes, they write illegibly destroying centuries of writing theory, and if seen, will probably affect you like radioactivity towards your eyes due to it's harmful effect on the time/space continuum. Also note, thanks to studies in magic, it ISN'T magic, nor something nice. Many will attempt to learn Japanese and move there. However most lose interest after learning about ten words and their parents won't let them go anyway. Those that are old enough to go flying around to foreign countries will still be living with their parents anyway and will lack essential things for jet-setting trips around the world, such as a job, or a clue how the world outside their Pocky-pit works.

How to differentiate between an Anime fan and a Weeaboo

Note that about as the Anime fan loves Anime, he/she doesn't replace his/her entire life upon Anime fandom, and leads a regular life. The Anime Fan has much more hobbies and interests than the weeaboo, aside from just collecting Anime related stuff. Just think of the possibilities. Anime Fans that like Japan often do more research upon Japan, good and bad, and are much more devoted to learn the language, if they wanted to. Typing isn't of gibberish and nonsense, behavior isn't of child like proportions and/or of assheadedness, and isn't too annoying. They sure don't look like the fat chick near the top of the page, neither. Lol, ask them if they like Naruto, and then insult it. Any weeaboo will automatically spring to that piece of shit's defense. Any Anime fan will simply say that they only like it to a small extent, or agree that it's a stupid piece of crap series, with a gay writer who intentionally started the fanbase with a faggot kiss. Related Weeaboo images:

Static Shock Whut??

Wed, 07 May 2008 20:07:13 GMT

Here's something blogworthy, unlike the third installment of Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. You'd think Maximum would be saving the world in this one because the tile is after all- Maximum Ride: Saving the World... It turned to be a bunch of filler chapters leading up to the next installment. The But I digress.

The geography teacher was lecturing us on dress codes and appropriate clothing when...
Arjun: "Can I wear my hot pants?"
Teacher: "Sure, you can wear your hot pants, stilleto heels and feather boa."

Arjun got called a drag queen. We should celebrate his coming out.

Above: Arjun as Dr. Frank'n-Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show. (I don't know why he's white. MJ?)

Why were we using the words hot pants? That's like seventies slang term for short shorts. I guess we know exactly how old our teacher is.

Apparently, Marco told me to stay far away from him after our web messenger conversation.

Here's our inane chat:
Just for reference, I= Are you a Vampire? 'Cause I mean...you suck. Marco= - Marco. Obviously.
QFT (quoted for truth or quite fucking true):
GAY GUYS DIG ME...

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

oo. Someone's showing your pictures to Dunbarton kids.

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

On Facebook.

- Marco says:

lolol

- Marco says:

WAT

WHAT DO U MEAN

- Marco says:

SHOWING

- Marco says:

MY PICTURES>

- Marco says:

WATA GOING ON?!

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

I just mentioned you and some Dunbarton kid was like

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

oo marco?

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

The cute one or something like that

- Marco says:

huh?

- Marco says:

whu is this guy?

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

but don't flatter yourself

- Marco says:

its a guy!

- Marco says:

SAYING THAT?!

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

uh noo. I never said that

- Marco says:

: <>

- Marco says:

zomg zomg zomg zomg

- Marco says:

hes gay

- Marco says:

omg omg

- Marco says:

omgggg....

- Marco says:

gay guys dig me..

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

just ignore it. You put yourself at danger by using facebook.

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

why do you think facebook kicked me off?

- Marco says:

who is this person?

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

I'm dangerous! >D

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

Britanny something

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

she has you in extended network

- Marco says:

im not in any networks

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

oh well, it's alright marco. At least you're popular

- Marco says:

DAMIT

- Marco says:

DAMITTT

- Marco says:

AGH

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

LOL. I'm saving this conversation.

Are you a vampire? 'cause I mean...you suck. says:

nuuhhh. Niblet. It's not emma in disgruise

- Marco says:

T_T

My reaction: GTFOROTFLMAOFACE.

Oh. And Daniel mumbles and talks like he has marbles in his mouth. No one understands him.
Tim says: "More like balls in his mouth." xD.

omigod, German Cult Music!

Let's do the Caramel Dance!

You're a dickmove...

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:54:17 GMT

you know when you've made a dick move when:
1. you can be mistaken for blake with that kind of stupidity.
2. you're pretty sure you can google your answer and not look like such a retard
3. blake has accidentally called you blake

I think I've been making those a lot recently. For example: In math class, I stood up for like thirty seconds to the announcements instead of the National Anthem. Then, after getting jealous of my classmate's skill at tanking the Rubix cube [We're gifted.] I went home and tried for hours.

Next time I'll stick to googling it.

Also, I've been hoping to skateboard. Like this guy right here.
Expect a lot of gore and blood before I do. I'm going have to be very masochistic to achieve to tank that.

I pissed off a lot of people by asking them "did you get some?" They're like "Some of what?...Ohhhhhhhh. Ew."

Oh and click here to experience the phenomenon sweeping the nation. You will regret missing out on a piece of this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Of course this isn't the same because you don't experience the frustration of clicking on false links. If you haven't heard the term, try clicking on more links.

The Perry Bible Fellowship and Cyanide and Happiness.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:31:01 GMT

Cyanide and Happiness
funny webcomic

Vs.
The Perry Bible Fellowship
funny newspaper comic

<3.

I know you're watching.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:47:25 GMT

Apparently, in art class today, Zack has got "guys" on the mind. Matt and I were laughing so hard. We don't like gangster-wannabes. He' s like Insane Clown Posse, except without the record deal. And Blake is really pissing me off today, while we [Cory and I] were presenting he was like humming something about kissing.

For World of Warcraft reasons, I will be presenting a guide on leveling:
So to attack, you must right click on your mouse and target a mob.
Now this part is obvious.
The mob's health bar will be in the upper right of your screen.
A grey text means there is no experience points.
A yellow text means some experience.
An orange text means considerate experience will be gained.
A red text means "omg run for your lifexorrss XDXDXD!!1111"
A ?? means you're fucked, unless you're Blake, then you could do something more fucked up to lessen the fuck up.

Don't kill mobs less or more than 6 levels different than your current level. You won't gain experience same way power leveling won't work.

I first realized this just now, I was not gaining experience because I was being a retard.

Adeel's such an anime noob.
He asked me who my favourite character is.
I answered Sasori.
He doesn't get it.
Then, he proceeds to talk about how Lee's Drunk fist jutsu is so funny.
I'm thinking yanking Adeel's emo hair out by the roots while using my innate asian ninjutsu would be funny.
Did I mention that not only does he watch Naruto, he only watches it in English dub?
What a Narutard.

1. Narutard- n. adj.

Narutard is a derogatory term applied to otaku fans of the anime title Naruto. It is a word play on the combination of naruto and retard. This term surfaced during early 2004 at the beginning of the anime's popularity in America and characterizes the behavior of Naruto fans as being so blindly devoted to the series (with an almost religious cult-like fervor) that they act incredibly stupid and can be confused with retarded (er, mentally challenged) persons.

screw the night elf hunter marksman...

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:08:53 GMT

Yay for blood elf hunter marksman with cat. I played for like four hours today, even with horrible lag, I made it to level 25 with a pet too. But I swear I won't get too addicted.
I've met my share of retards in game. Lol if it's Daniel in disguise.
They were like "where's the hunter trainer? omg &(*&^&*%*&%spam.spam.spam.^*^ :OOOOOO."
I was like "where's your mom =D?"
It's like one nooby arrow click away, they just have to learn how to read.
I named my character something retarded. oh em gee. oh em gee. It's Nekomimimode. It's kitty ear time in japanese.
And I named my pet something equally retarded- after a cat eared anime.
I could go on forever about japan's fetish with cat ears.

Now who wants to see my kitty? I lured it in with my sexyness in the ghostlands.

There's like an awesome band living one block away from my house.[see music.] They have a myspace and a purevolume. My friend's high school gets a band playing & all we have is a beat boxing competition with someone beat boxing the alphabet. And he wonders why he didn't win...

homo jokes xD

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:41:45 GMT

So here we are in geography:
"Weather is the condition [unintelligible] set over a period of time..."
Geography teacher: "Speak louder, we can't hear you over those guys banging outside."

All of a sudden, everyone starts laughing. It takes a while for me to get but it's so obvious a gay joke. And I start laughing too... guys banging...
What are we all on? What is meant is those men outside are constructing the windows, therefore hammering nails into the wood. But it came out as banging.

Then came Blake's epic moment of stupidity. So we're going camping as a class field trip, and the teacher promises hot chocolate if we bring our own mug. Blake asks: "Should we bring a full mug or an empty mug?"

That made my day.

and she tells fat jokes...

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:32:57 GMT

Our geography teacher is premeditated evil. So there was Lauren, sitting in the back, bothering no one. The only difference was the absence of someone beside her. The geography teacher walks up to her and goes:
"So, you missing your little friend?"
Lauren shakes her head, trying not to offend the crazy psycho biaatch.
"She says, no, not really."
"Lauren's liking the space."
I was like "OMG, did she just tell a fat joke?" Because that's just harsh.
She picked on me for not knowing a tiny little detail. Who cares about the water table or drainage system, as far as I'm concerned we could drink from both. Also, Blake is a daily victim of the crazy psycho biaatch's mood swings. He's weird, Blake was asking about how supply teachers have hard jobs...so we decided to make a website in honor of his questions. It should be called www.questionsblakeask.com. But we were all thinking www.retardedquestionsblaketheretardasks.com.
But I digress.

So, it is very important that everyone go to www.ratemyteachers.ca and massive downrate her. Comments like "she molests children" and "she's a dyke" and "she PMSes" are loved.

Tomorrow's Dress like a Super Hero day! I'm dressing like a ninja. I got my ninja headband from pacific mall for like $12.
I shall never copy off Arjun again. He wrote that Energy=E, it is calculated in Joules.
Pedobear forever!